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Green Fucking Make-Up. Yeah.

Fuck yeah this is my troll make up. It’s actually pretty simple to do, but you’re a fuck up so don’t try to re-create this look.

Things you’ll need:


M.A.C Bitter eyeshadow

M.A.C Sassy Grass eyeshadow (From the Dare to Wear collection)

M.A.C Bottle Green eyeshadow (PRO shade)

M.A.C On The Hunt Super Slick Liquid Liner

M.A.C If It Sparkles pigment (From Alice+Olivia collection)

Too Faced Shadow Insurance

Urban Decay’s 24/7 liner in Zero



M.A.C Prep+Prime face

M.A.C Select Sheer powder

M.A.C Beauty Powder in Oh So Fair (Venomous Villains)

M.A.C pigment in If It Sparkles (Alice+Olivia)

M.A.C Bronzer in Golden

Illamasqua blush in Katie


Red lip liner of your choice

M.A.C Viva Glam 1

M.A.C Viva Glam Cyndi

M.A.C Heartless (Venomous Villains)

M.A.C Toxic Tale (Venomous Villains)

MAKE UP FOREVER Intense Artist Rouge number __ (The Moulin Rouge lipstick)

Okay, first prime your fucking eyelids. Then, put a piece of tape next to your eye at an angle. You need this to make the sharp line that you see in the picture. Now pack Bitter on your lid with your 239. Then take your 217 and put Bottle Green in your crease. Don’t blend it up to high. This is just for adding a bit of depth to your crease. Then take you stupid 224 and put Sassy Grass over Bottle green and also above it. You can bring it up pretty high. Then take a highlighting brush or whatever and use If It Sparkles as your damn highlight. Take your 219 and put bitter on the inner corner and your lower lashline. Now line your eyes with the liquid liner. Wing it out. If you make a mistake, then wash your make up off and give up. Line your upper and lower waterline with black liner.

If you didn’t do your foundation already, do it. Then using the 187 put Katie on the apples of your cheeks. Blend it back using Oh So Fair beauty powder. Contour with whatever the fuck you use to contour with. I use M.A.C’s Golden bronzer. If you don’t have it, hang yourself. Use If It Sparkles as a cheek highlight.

Now the lips are really complicated, so just do a normal red lip. I use so many reds because I contour my lips and I don’t want to explain it.

Kay, now your done. I hope it looks like shit on you.